30 Second Bet

You know you are my “friend” and I’d like to go out to drinks tonight with a clear conscience so I will give you another chance to prove you can handle me. So here’s the new deal. You last a whopping 30 seconds (because we all know a measly one minute was just waaaay toooo long) and you can come out with me tonight and see where the night takes us. BUT if you blow in your pants again, another premature ejaculation, I take everything in your wallet and that’s it, you got me?