Total Jerk Off Control

How long do you spend stroking to me, hmmm?

How many hours of your day to I consume?

Minimum of an hour a day? Only 7 hours a week? I want more. Constantly trying to fit in all your jerk time. But I’ll warn you, double is going to soon prove not to be enough. You’ll come back begging me to up your jerk limit…

Is there ever too much of a good thing?