Tit-notic Verdict For Life

Judge Phillip surprises me with a visit just as I’m about to take a dip in the pool demanding I return his wedding ring. But I didn’t take it. I found “tit”… Or so I make him believe. And of course I wasn’t guilty. I had no power over his decision. Wasn’tit his verdict? A man of such stature shouldn’t be so influenced over tits.
But of course I work my magic as always and count down the ways as to why he will always be a slave to my tits.