Financial Therapy

I understand where you’re coming from, I do. You feel as if because you’re such a nice guy, women like me shouldn’t take advantage of you. But you’re conflicted. You understand women like me are superior to men like you and we do deserve the finer things in life. But on the other hand you are tired of being “friend zoned.”

For once in you life you wish that you could find a woman to worship who potentially won’t ruin you but it always plays out the same, doesn’t it? You are such a nice guy, such a pushover that you can’t help it. And I love it. So why spend your money on therapy? It makes so much more sense to keep spending on me and to keep enjoying life. Why waste our time and money trying to solve something that’s not a problem. I am a source of pleasure. Indulge in me.