Hey you filthy fat fuck! You know the whole body positive movement, it’s a crock. You’re fat and deserve the shame. You love being called a pig and humiliated for your disgusting habit.
But on the other hand, you want to get in shape for me.
So here’s exactly what I’m going to do with you, just to fuck with you. One week we plump your ass up and feed you into oblivion and the next, I put you on a super restrictive diet and extreme exercise plan.
Is it safe? Probably not. Do I know what the end outcome will be? Nope. But the journey’s going to be oh so much fun.