You want to come out and play today? Does my little guy want a little free time? You know you don’t get free time but you do get to stretch outside of that cage. Although you being so itty bitty, I don’t see how that cage could possible cramp you.
And oh, you just look so delicious. You’re tempting me to play with you. I want to dangle you above my wide open mouth but I don’t want spoil my dinner. Maybe just a little taste. A few licks here and there? Mmmmm