You just dropped $300+ for a pair of my used socks and you know it’s going to cost you even more to get any use out of them. I know how desperate you are to hold them in your hands and sniff their goodness. And in order to do so you are to follow my exact command. You are to tribute each time I allow you to enjoy them. You are my complete and total foot bitch. You do as I say and you love every minute of it.