The bitch wants to clean my disgusting Converse shoes, does she? She wants to be useful and lick all the filth from the bottoms of my sneakers. Stick out that tongue, bitch. I want to drag my shoes over your tongue, using you as I see fit. And don’t worry bitch, I promise you that after you’re done cleaning them up to my standards I’ll reward you by having you buy me a brand new pair.