Villainess VS. The Rent-a-cop

Does the rent-a-cop think yelling “freeze!” will stop me? That tonight would be the big night he would be rewarded for doing his measly job? You thought you would stop me from my heist, that you know me well enough from studying my previous ways on all of the others I’ve done this to before? Tell me this oiled up body in my tiny bikini is easy to resist, that it won’t turn you into a brainwashed jerk off zombie… Or that your measly paycheck is enough to convince you that I shouldn’t lend you a hand with that problem growing in your pants…