Little Blue Pills

I spoke with the doctor yesterday and he recommended something for that problem in the bedroom. Don’t you worry now, it’s an easy fix. Just swallow these 2 little blue pills and we give it a couple of minutes. Guaranteed to give me exactly what I want from you. Feeling anything?
Oh a little woozy? That’s only natural considering those pills were intended to be the end of you. And the last decision you’ll ever have to make is whether to go out with a big bang or painful blue balls. What will it be, hmm? To sign it all away to me and go out peacefully or a slow, painful, pitiful death?
And that’s what I thought, the problem’s been solved.