Oiled Up & Unexpellable

So. Are you going to tell me why you expelled me or not? Oh, don’t you worry about how I got into your office professor. In fact, I’m pretty sure how I got in here is about to be the least of your concerns.
So you expelled me for being manipulative and conniving? Pass me. I posses all the traits in life in order to get by. And now let me school you, professor. Just watch my oiled up feet move back and froth, hypnotizing you into submission. Rethinking your previous decision and keeping me passing your class with flying colors.