Sitter’s Little Humper

Have a great night! Oh. Wait, what? You’re not joining your wife tonight? I thought I was here to watch the little ones… but I’m actually here to sit you, a grown man? You must be kidding me. Or else you really are a widdle boy down there. Your little penis never grew up, did it? Oh a diaper too. That wasn’t in my job description. But I am going to make widdle penis  leave a naughty mess in that diapie. It’s too tiny to grip so you’re going to have to do just like I do. That’s right baybe. Hump the pillow. Hump the pillow until widdle pee pee makes a naughty.