Heard you got dumped! Sucks! Stop crying, you’ll get over it. You WILL get over it, trust me. Because I know. I know you’ll find another girl just like her. Because she told me everything. Come on silly! She told me how you got off on taking her shopping, handing your credit card over to the sales lady and paying for everything. She even told me you were a good boyfriend holding her bags and her purse as she was too busy looking at whatever you were going to pay for next. Oh now you’re embarrassed, don’t be embarrassed by being turned on by spoiling a girl. That’s hot and that’s how I know you’re going to get over it. I’m going to fill that void. You’ve always been attracted to me and well, now I’ll take her place.