Big Daddy Fucking Machine

How pathetic. Not only are you not a real man but we can’t even get a top to fuck you. And let’s face it, men are pretty willing to stick their dick into any warm tight hole.
So good thing you’ve gone out and purchased this fucking machine. And your new Big Daddy comes in 3 speeds too. Slow or “Thank you daddy” – medium or “Fuck me harder daddy” – and fast or “Daddy dick owns my cunt.”
And once your G spot is nice and ready to blow, you turn around, blow your load on your dildo and have Big Daddy fuck your face until he’s all cleaned up.